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spider

“Do I have a spider on me?” he asked. “No–I don’t think so!” I said.  “Come over here.  Let me do a spider inspection.” He came to me, beautiful.  I looked him over.  “What kind of spider might I be looking for?” I asked. “Big like a Daddy Longlegs.” “Turn around,” I said.  I looked

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sex injury

“My ass hurts and my legs hurt.  It’s a sex injury.  I wonder if I could get a grant for that,” I said.  “I need a grant to buy more…cauliflower.  To fuel me, so I can have more sex with you, and get more sex injury.” My spouse and I were taking an early morning

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feelings

“My mouth is sore from you fucking it,” I said, as we cuddled after sex.  I said it more like a purr, full of feelings. the sex He visited me in the bedroom.  I wasn’t on my phone, reading, crafting, or writing.  I was just lying there, thinking about sex.  He stood by the side

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date

“Can you take a shower around 11, and then we’ll have our date around 11:30?” I asked. “Sure!” my spouse said. “Yeah, so when I lick your dick, it’s not too salty from sweat.  That would be my preference.” I’m usually not a dommy person, so it was fun to make this date request.  Summer

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question

I like it when he comes on my tits and then rubs his semen on my nipples.  Does everybody like that?  Well, I don’t need my desire to be normal.  That question is irrelevant–my desire is here to stay. Communication is not the easiest skill of my spouse.  So I ask questions.  He is a

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dick

“How will I access your dick?” I asked.  He said he wanted to wear his underwear. “We’ll find a way!” he said.  ” Underwear has that…” “Oh, the penis hatch?” I asked.  “Does that actually work?”  We were laughing.  “I always thought it would have to be really, really cold, for anyone to actually use

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how we do sex

How we do sex varies, but this is an accurate account of this morning’s sexual activities, for your reading pleasure. bed “Oh, looks like you’re sleeping.  I thought we were going to bed to do something else!” I said. “We could do something else!” he said, sleep-smiling at me from bed. I climbed into bed

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dick

Dicks have always seemed weirdly vulnerable to me.  Balls too.  How could it make sense, to have something so important hanging out so awkwardly.  A dick undeniably there, and balls, so tender. I heard balls need to keep cool, for sperm to be viable.  So, uh, I guess so. It’s weird because dicks can do

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realistic duplex

dream people Sometimes a dream feels so real, it’s hard for me to believe it isn’t.  I can’t help but think dream people are out there somewhere, doing dream things.  The man standing behind me who startles me and I yell, the kid I send to search for a lost blue glove I dropped in

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self-love wolverine

“Your arm is so pretty,” I said, admiring its muscles and smoothness, his beautiful light brown skin.  “If I was so pretty as you, I would just lie in bed and masturbate…all day!” We shared a smile about that.  I get confused, sometimes.  My friend built a staircase-porch so beautiful; I told him–if I could

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