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ass

“God, your ass is beautiful,” I told my spouse.  We had just had sex, then cuddled for a long time.  It was time to get up and pee, and I admired my spouse’s gorgeous naked behind.  Like art–so curvy and luscious, glowing in pale blue from the fairy lights above. “Is you ass always going

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fat sex

I saw this meme and loved it.  Fat sex is my life.  Disabled sex is my life also.  I might be too fat to sit on anyone’s lap like this.  But I relate to the lovers on the couch. Many people like to see themselves accurately portrayed in art and media, and I imagine how

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dream of the fisherman’s wife

This image, Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife by Hokusai, makes me think of a man I loved long ago.  Somehow I mentioned to him I like pictures of an octopus doing it with a person. Who wouldn’t think this was hot?  Am I a pervert?  Well, if so, yes.  I will be a pervert. This

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sex graffiti

I was taking a morning walk with my spouse and saw some sex graffiti.  I felt excited because I love street art, and it’s somewhat lacking in our neighborhood. This art seemed childish.  I laughed and showed my spouse.  “Look at the scissor dick,” I said. If you’re not sure that’s a dick, there’s a

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