These are some conversation bits pertaining to sex that may involve water.
camels
“Did you drink water?” I asked.
“Yeah, I drank a lot of water,” he said.
“Oh, are you a camel?” I asked. “Does that mean you want two humps?”
It was sweet. He was standing by the bed and smiled at me.
“Yeah!” he said. Then we had sex.
menu
“Are you thinking about what you want?” I asked my spouse. I was drying off, just clean from the shower. We were ready for post-lunch sex.
He was lying in bed naked, face down. His beautiful ass was prominent.
“Thinking what you want from the sex menu?” I asked. I never made one, though I want to.
“Yes,” he said.
“Hello, I’m Nest. I’ll be your sex partner today. What can I get started for you?”
We giggled.
“Would you like something to drink?” I asked, imagining him sucking my nipples. Not water.
“Would you like an appetizer?” I asked. Yeah, he always wants the same appetizer.
bun
“He’s a low-needs bunny–that’s his whole deal,” I said. “But he has boob needs.”
Yes, Bun loves to cuddle my breasts. That’s his spot!
“Yeah!’ my spouse said.
“What about you? Do you have boob needs?” I asked.
“Yes!” my spouse said.
“Can I meet your boob needs today?” I asked.
“Oh yes, you certainly can,” he said, putting his face to my breasts.
later
“You have good boobs too,” I told my spouse. I grabbed one affectionately. “They’re just kind of little. But they’re good too!”
We were smiling.
kindness
He was standing by the bed, wearing no clothes, and I was lying in the bed, also naked. His dick poked out and grazed my thigh.
“I’m so touched by your kindness,” I said.
Ever since then, I like to call his dick his kindness.
