sex menu

“How are you ankles?” I asked him.

We were lying in bed, in the middle of the night.  He got up to drink some water, super sleepy with his eyes half-closed, wearing on his black chonies only.  His hair was wildly messy.  I’d been up writing, and I followed him back to bed.

“Good!” he said.

“Yay!  They don’t hurt anymore?” I asked.

“No!” he said.

“Yay!” I said.

We were cuddled together, and I kissed his beautiful shoulder.  “You are so beautiful.  You are the most beautiful creature in the world.  So I’m the most lucky creature in the world.  How can you be so soft?” I asked, petting his exquisite arms and neck, thinking of part of him that often is not soft.

He kissed me.  “How are your knees?” I asked.

“Good!” he said.

“How are your hips?” I asked.

“Ok,” he said.

“How are your elbows?” I asked.

“Good!” he said.

“How are your shoulders?” I asked.

“Good!” he said.

“How are your balls?” I asked.

“They need attention,” he said.

“Aw!  Your balls need comfort?  Are they sad?” I reached down to his balls, and he pulled down his chonies for my hand.  I put my hand on his balls and petted them.

“How’s your dick?” I asked.

“It’s lonely,” he said.

“Aw!  Poor dick!  Does it need some love?”

“Yeah,” he said.

“Do your balls like comfort like this?” I asked.

I recently learned his balls like to be gently patted.  So I pet them, pat them, kiss them, rub my tits on them, hold them, gently squeeze them, sometimes lick them, suck them.

sex menu

Sounds fun.  I want to make a sex menu–I will make it on a long paper and laminate it.  Hahahaha.  Easy to wipe clean.

“I’ll take cuddle, two whispered fantasies.  Then I’d like to be fingered with a side of enthusiasm, and could I have an extra orgasm?  Thank you!  That would be good.  Oh yeah, and could I be called ‘sexy bitch’ instead of just ‘bitch’ this time?  That sounds delicious.”

Wish me luck making the sex menu.  It’s been an idea in my mind for a long time.  Maybe today’s the day!  On legal size paper.  The spirit of the law, not the letter of the law.